Hooker With A Penis
By Tool, from the CD: Ænema
I.. met.. a boy.. wearing Van's.. 501's..
And a dope.. Beastie T.. nipple rings.. new tattoos
That claimed that.. he.. was O.G.T... back from '92.. from the first EP

And in between.. sips of Coke.. he told me that.. he thought ..
We were sellin' out.. layin' down.. sucking up.. to the man

Well now, I got some ad-vice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man
I'm the man, and you're the man, and he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your aaaass!!

All you know about me is what I sold you
Dumb fuck, I.. sold out long before.. you'd ever even.. heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit, and then.. you.. bought.. one!!

I got some ad-vice for you, little buddy
Before you point your finger you should know that I'm the man
If I'm the fuckin' man, then you're the fuckin' man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your aaaaaass!!

All you know about me is what I sold you
Dumb fuck, I.. sold out long before you'd ever even.. heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record
Dip shit, and then.. you.. bought.. one!!!!

All you .. read and .. wear or .. see and .. hear on .. TV .. is a .. pro-duct
Pray-in' .. for your .. fat-ass .. dir-ty .. dol-lar

Shut up and..

Buy.. buy.. buy
Buy my new record

Buy.. buy.. buy
Send.. more money

Fuuuck you, buddy!
Fuuuck you, buddy!
Fuuuck you, buddy!
Fuuuck you, buddy!

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